I might be offline for a little bit

Sorry in advance!

What.
Why?
Gothic?

Hey,
Where Are You?

@GapingGothic Hello?

God Fucking Dammit.

The big wolf wags his big tail as he yawns, having poorly protected the gates to the guild as he was very much asleep the whole time; Still, excited to be there for his friends despite the big lazy spell.

Mornin' <= w =>

Good Morning,
Felix.

Huff, I am too horny this morning...
I need a coffee.

Sorry For My Rather Strange Question,
But You Are Not Planning On Leaving Your House Today,
Are You?

I have to walk Amethyst at least once a day, so I'm pretty sure I have to, yes.

What Is Your Usual Route?

Just around the lake about a kilometer from my house, why?

Oh,
I Just Want You To Avoid Walking Into A Forest,
That Is All.

There really aren't any where I live, so, don't worry! <? w ?>

Alright,
Glad To Hear It.

Good morning, brothers.
I am surprised it took this long for a server to pop up for our gaming group.
Though, i must say, i am definitely not very familiar with the raids as i never participate in them, so i hope it won't be an issue in the long run for the guild that i abstain from doing them in the future.

Hewwooooo! pounce pounce
<^ w ^>

Hey There,
Oliver.
Do Not Fret,
You Are Doing Your Part Just Fine As Is.

Yeah!
We big boys will do everything we can to reel in the good loot! o7 o7 o7

That's good to know!
By the by, aren't we missing a bunch of people?

Yeah,
A Lot Actually.

I read that pixie has sent everyone an invite, but i am pretty sure that rowen isn't invited then?

Does he not have a Quarrel yet?
I swear I spent a lot of time trying to convince him to make an account the past week. <o L o>

I Will Try Pushing Him Over The Edge.
It Sucks That He Goes To Bed At Like 3 AM,
So We Have To Wait Until He Wakes Up First.

I will bark and pounce him extra hard until he does!
<Ò W Ó>

Don't hurt him, please, haha.

Woof woof woof

Anyways, is everyone doing good this morning?

It Could Be Significantly Better,
But I Am Doing Fine.

I am A-OK! Wag wag
Amethyst is a bit restless this morning, so I had let him roam free around the back for a bit, but he still seems hyper alert for some reason.
Typically that means he's smelling trouble, so I hope nothing happened nearby. <u ~ u>

Oof, well, i hope he will calm down soon. I know how it feels when your pet is worked up over something. Just keep an eye out on him and you'll be fine, i think.

How's Ruby then?

Sleeping like a 'lil baby!

Awwwww~ <^ w ^>

Yeah, ruby doesn't get into action until 10, where he then gets up to get a drink and take a piss before going to a different spot to sleep till 11 and then eat something.
Very auto-pilot that one.

Cute!
Amethyst says hi~! <o w o>

I'll make sure to tell him, lol.

Sorry for my sudden disappearance
Something came up and I had lost access to the internet for a bit

Ehhhh...
Are You Okay There,
Gothic?

Yes
Why?

Check DMs.

This doesn't sound good...

I'll get the medkit-

Spoiler alert: It wasn't good
Lmao

Well, at the very least you're still in one piece, I hope?

I am far too busy regardless to care much
I met this funky bat a few hours ago and I am following it to its house

You met a bat?
Wait what do you mean with this?

Ooh~ Do you have a pet now too? What's he called?
<o w o>

Mikka Virtanen

Wow, that's... A very aggressively Finnish name.

Yeah
Yeah, it really is, lmao

Lmao~ <u w u>
What kind of bat is it? A fruit bat?

It bit me when I encountered it
So, no
But I have no knowledge about bats to really guess what it is other than a vampire bat
I think those exist?

Wait, it bit you!?!? <O - o>
Are you okay????

I am vaccinated for rabies don't worry

Please monitor it,,, We don't want you to transform-
...
Well... Don't we? <? w ?>

I am not transforming into shit lmao
I am completely fine
It already mostly healed up
The only reason it bit me anyway was because of self defence
I kept flailing my arms to shoo it and I accidentally hit him
We're on good terms now though

Wow, it listens to you?

Well I wouldn't exactly say it "listens" to "me"
But one could surmise so yes

GOOD MORNING

Good morning AA~! <^ w ^>

Hey bro

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CONVERSATION JUST NOW?
I THOUGHT YOU DISLIKED ANIMALS, MAN

In a way I got promised huge dick in order to look after it
So I think it's worth the investment

WHORE

Haha c'mon now

Wait, you don't like animals, GG? <TT ~ TT>

I just am rather bad with them that's all
I did have a pet cat once when I still lived at my parents' abode
But I haven't had one since I've begun living together with my roommate

Well, let this be a worthwhile experience so you too can see the wonders and love of pet care.
Remember: You get the love you put in back at you threefold~! <^ w ^>

I think you'd make a wonderful father to a pet cat, or even a bat in this case, gothic.

Ugh I really don't want to take care of any pet
Cat or bat for that matter

Perhaps you could try going for a simpler pet then? Maybe some fish or something might suit you as well!

I don't want to take care of a simple pet either.

<u ~ u> A pity...

GLAD TO HAVE THAT SETTLED NOW, I SUPPOSE
ARE WE GOING TO REDO THE RAID THIS WEEKEND Y/N?

I should have time, I think...? <? w ?>

Uncertain
At the moment I can't quite get back home yet to check but I think I can be there I think also

I am not going to, obviously, but i will help with some resource grinding for everyone in the guild. In fact i have already gotten multiple stacks of wood and chicken ready for next deployment and skilling sessions!

HOOH BOY, WELL FOR NOW I WILL SCHEDULE MY AFTERNOON THEN
ALSO, THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK, BUCK, I APPRECIATE IT!

You're very welcome, brother.

@SerpantShlock WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU EVEN PLAY WODC?
ALSO @PrussianPixie, I CAN SEE YOUR TIGHT ASS ONLINE
ARE YOU AVAILABLE THIS WEEKEND ALSO?

sorry i was committing arson
what's up?

RAID
THIS WEEKEND
Y/N?

raid what?

RAID YOUR HOUSE AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD IF YOU DON'T FUCKING ANSWER ME NOW YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE

oh no not my empty fridge!

PIX I AM GOING TO KILL YOU /SRS

hmmmmmmm
that /srs is sounding very /sus to me rn~ :p

I AM CHICKEN STRIPPING YOU OF YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS

lmao
kek even
jokes aside i am available yes

GOD I NEED PARACETAMOL INJECTED INTO MY VEINS AFTER DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT EVERY DAY
GLAD YOU'RE ON BOARD AT LEAST!

Sorry For The Late Response,
I Was Feeding My Snake As Well As Sending Rowen A Lengthy Essay To Encourage Him To Make An Account.
Now That I Have Assessed That The Situation I Was Worried About Might Actually Be Coming To Fruition,
We Must Get Everyone Together At Once And Prevent Everyone From Going Into Any Forest Looking Place.

MAYBE YOU COULD USE A BIT OF PARACETAMOL TOO, TBH

Is Drug Abuse Supposed To Be Funny?

OH
NO, SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT...

I Prefer Natural Remedies Anyway.

serp do you play wodc?

Wodc?

World of Deus Crystallium! It's the MMO we all (well, most of us) play together every week!
<O w O>

I Think I Have Read About It Before.
And,
Of Course,
Have Heard All Of You Talk About It Occasionally During Other Gaming Sessions.
No,
I Do Not Play it (Or Own An Account.)

I GUESS YOU'RE OFF THE TABLE THEN FOR THIS
WELL, IF YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND AND JOIN THE WONDERFULLY ADDICTING AND SEXY WORLD OF DEUS CRYSTALLIUM, WHICH NOW HAS A 60 HOURS FREE TRIAL THAT INCLUDE THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED EVERBLADE EXPANSION COMPLETELY FOR FREE, THEN WE WILL GLADLY INVITE YOU TO OUR GUILD SO YOU TOO CAN BECOME HOT AND OP
ASSUMING YOU INSTALL SOME HIGHLY NECESSARY COSMETIC MODS TO ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE, OF COURSE!

I Am Happy To Hear That I Will Not Have To Worry About You Ever Leaving Your House At Least.

lmao

WITTY COMEBACK

Did you really write "witty comback" just now?

He Knows It Is True.
Read Like An Open Book,
Haha.

DAMN, I AM REALLY LOSING MY EDGE IT SEEMS
SPEAKING OF EDGING: I AM GOING TO STROKE ONE OUT CUZ I NEED A FUCKING BREAK FROM Y'ALL
OH, AND, DO TRY AND MEET THE FISHING QUOTA BEFORE NEXT WEEK ENDS, WE WILL GET A REALLY CUTE HAT OUT OF IT!
TTYL

is the deadline next week already?
time really flies doesn't it

Hrmmmmm...
I also think I will go afk for a bit. Amethyst is acting really strange right now, so I will go check up on him! <ó m ò>

might as well continue committing arson i guess

Are You Actually Committing Arson?

no lmao

Oh.
Carry On Then,
Haha.

BUONGIORNO AMICI!

I am just passing by to say hello before I go prepare for my afternoon~

Marcus,
Are You Planning To Go Foraging Today?

Yes!

No!

Huh?
What's wrong, my amico?

Nobody Should Go Near A Forest Today.
It Is Hard To Explain,
But Just Trust Me,
Alright?

Ahhh.
It is one of THOSE days again, isn't it, Xeon?
No worries, I will stay within sight of my home, I assure you!

That Is...
Well,
It Might Be Sufficient.
Yes,
It Is One Of Those Days I Am Afraid,
But I Am Almost 99% Sure I Am Correct On This One,
Trust Me!

Spoken like a man whose world is falling apart as we speak, haha!

Haha...
I Hope It Just Is As Funny And Inconsequential As Your Little Jest.

Where is my little big dicked amico?
Rowen?

The Fucker Only Just Woke Up And Sent Me A Very Sleepy And Misspelled "Good Morning" On His Phone.
He Will Join Later,
He Says.

Eh, he probably needs to buy a new alarm or something, the lad cannot keep a schedule, haha!

For Real Though.

Ugh.
Okay,
I Am Just Going To Personally DM Everyone About This.
It Is Irking Me Too Much Now.

wait @SerpantShlock dm me first i think i can maybe help make it more digestible for others lol

I Suppose.
I Cannot Reach A Few People Right Now Anyway,
So Perhaps You Can Help With That.
Just Prepare Yourself For Quite A Read.

consider me very excited!

Oh dear, I joined late, haven't I?

Ciao, Coriander!
How is my horniest fratello doing today?

Heheheh~ Hey now, you know that title belongs to Felix and not me. >w>

<== w ==>
Hruff~ I am cumming so fucking much while writing this, heheh~ <* www *>

Case on point, I think. :3

All of you make me want to rub one out as well~!

Woof woof!

What's stopping you? :3c

Already busted one right before joining, haha!
My penis does need a short rest before it can go again, I'm afraid!

Jumps onto Musky and nuzzles his big wolf face into their bushy sweaty pubes, taking a deeeeeep sniff and giving it many many scritches~
<~ w ~>

Hehehehe~
Good boy! *pat pat*

BARK~ <3 wag wag
<o w o>

Seems our big wolf boyo is very excited today~ >w>

Vigorously masturbating again thinking about worshipping all of you.
The condom already hit the ceiling from the last few loads, holy fuck~ <== WWW, ==>
Maybe I should stop.

Never abandon a mission, soldier!
That is against our code of honour in the guild; Make that thing explode with your cum, that's an order!

YES SIR!!! <OOO WWWW OOO>
Salutes and masturbates harder~

Such a well trained pup, isn't it?

Yeah, we did a good job with that~! :3

Hufff,,,

sorry to break up the horny moment but i have news
alt is going to be offline for a bit as they're having some ehh connective issues atm
not too similar to what's up with gothic basically
i also asked him what he was doing but all he really could provide me with was that he was getting aggressively fucked by statues
whatever the fuck that even means

Oh no, is Alt alright? :<

according to himself yes
he seems to be accompanied by someone else who's apparently helping him solve the issue

Oh I also met some very nice amici a while ago and have been hanging out with them!

you too musky?
who are they?

They call themselves leprechauns!
They're very nice!
And also extremely horny, which is just what I am craving in the moment~

Gosh, everyone is having so much going on today! :O
Makes one rather jealous, I'd say.
I definitely could use a bit of excitement. :?c
Maybe I should walk Topaz. c:

Hi, sorry for my absence. Ruby decided it'd be fun to knock over all of my glasses which then shattered on my ceramic floor which I then had to clean up.
Anyways, you walk your owl??

you have an owl?

Yeah! :B

whack

I Sent Rowen An Invite To This Group Chat A Little While Ago,
Given That Nobody Bothered To Do So Yet.
With That Mentioned,
I Think Everyone Is Now Caught Up To Speed With My Predicament,
Yes?

Yes, it seems so. At least, given Alt's and Gothic's situations, you might actually be right for once.

and musky's too

Oh shit, for real? @MuskyMushroom

Are you sure this isn't just a busy day for everyone?
I mean, it IS nearing the holiday season after all~! :3

I actually saw Xeon a little while ago, if that is what you mean?

Huh. Okay then. This is definitely the most spooky one of the bunch you've pulled this past year, Serpent.

I Am Not Entirely Dismissing The Idea That It Is All A Coincidence,
But It Makes No Sense For It To Be So.
I Really Hope Rowen Stayed Put.
He Is Not Fucking Responding To Me,
And It Is Driving Me Insane.

i don't think i have him in my contacts yet now that i think about it
could you give me his tag?

Sure,
One Moment.

Fuck, my dick is sore~ <= w =>
Also, yeah I get the gist of it, or whatever.
I still have to walk my dog regardless tonight, so whatever happens happens.

Well, brother, you're too much of a behemoth for anything to happen to you anyway.
Both you and amethyst together will likely intimidate anyone within your radius of sight.

I am a good wolfey~! <o w o>
But yes I am also very intimidating,,, <u w u>

Topaz doesn't like daylight much, so we usually take a trip around 9 in the evening

i am not even planning to leave the house
i have grinding to do tonight to get the aforementioned funny fishing quota hat
this seems as good as an excuse as any

Okay,
So Let Me Think Aloud Here.
There Are Currently 3 People Inside Of Faer,
Excluding Myself As I Literally Live Here.
This Includes:
AlternativeAlien,
Felix,
And Marcus.

Oh wow, I was in Faer!?
I never knew your country was so close to my Italia!
If I had known that I'd have come visit you sooner!

Sigh...
Yes.
Right.
Moving On.

Wait, didn't you say Faer was close to my place?
Although France and Italy do share a border...
Is Faer wedged in between us?? <? w ?>

Oooh, that... Makes no sense amico.
I live in Roma!

Oh, right. You wouldn't be able to walk all that way, I think. <ó w ò>

Anyway:
All Three Are Trapped,
Sort Of.

Oh no... :c
Can't you do something, Xeon?

What exactly do you mean with "trapped" and "sort of"? Like, i can get being lost, but being trapped makes no sense, brother.

Marcus Is The Only One I Can Easily See Returning Home Due To The Leprechauns.
However,
I Know How Faer Works,
And Given That We Haven Not Heard From Felix Or AlternativeAlien Yet For Most Of The Day Makes Me Very Confident That They Are Too Deep In To Return By Normal Means.

i have conversed with both of them in the past few hours, so they are fine afaik

I Am Not That Worried About Them Much In Regards To Getting Lost In The Sauce,
All Three Seem To Be Perfectly Suited To Face The Challenges Of Faer,
But That Does Not Mean That They Should Be Stuck There.
What If Panic Breaks Out,
Or They Are Fooled By Its Denizens?
As It Currently Stands,
I Unfortunately Can Not Do Much On My Own Here.

sup bun

Hey hey~ ^x^

Welcome to the server, brother!

BUNNY, my favourite!