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hey
still setting things up so feel free to send the rest some invites

1 STEP AHEAD OF YA

there we go that should have it all set up properly

NONE OF THESE MFERS HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITE YET
IN FACT, I'M NOW ARGUING WITH GG SMH

what?
is he gloating about how much more he can take than you can up your hoe ass?

BY DEFAULT, BUT NOT RLY
HE'S JUST BEING AN ANNOYING LITTLE CUNT BECAUSE THE SALTY BITCH CAN'T HANDLE BEING BAD AT VIDEO GAMES

have him stop being one then lmao

UGH, NEVERMIND
BTW NOT TO DRAG OUR LAST CONVERSATION HERE BUT I REALLY GOTTA ENCOURAGE YOU TO SWITCH CLASSES BECAUSE HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BOILING MY PISS

whats wrong with my class?
as far as i am aware i am among the top players in our group, am i not?

YOUR SKILLS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BROKE ASS SETUP YOU'VE CREATED
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND DECIDES TO NOT ONLY PLAY A BARD CLASS BUT DECIDE TO WEAR ALL THE WORST CLOTHING, WITHOUT SHOES, AND THEN HAVE YOUR MAIN "GIMMICK" BE THAT YOU "GASLIGHT" YOUR ENEMIES BY SPAMMING THE SAME LEVEL 5 SKILL OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SURVIVING PURELY ON TANKING ALL THE HITS AND EATING ENDLESS INVENTORIES OF SPICY CHICKEN STRIPS!

but im the chicken stripper!

THE FUCK YOU ARE!
BRO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PLAY THE GAME RIGHT?
I LEGIT CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE OF YOUR CALIBRE IS PLAYING THIS SUBOPTIMALLY
WE HAVE LOST 5 RAIDS BECAUSE OF YOUR BITCH ASS CHICKEN STRIP PERSONA
PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, GET SOMETHING BETTER

heehee~
well isnt it thanks to me that we got in the top 10 of groups winning the pinnacle horn raid boss on day 1?

OH YOU VERY MUCH DID
IN FACT YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB THAT YOU SPENT OVER 2 AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS STALLING THE BOSS DOING FUCKALL CHIP DAMAGE WHILE RAWDOGGING YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS THE WHOLE TIME
ABSOLUTE PEAK CLUTCH VICTORY THERE MAN, GOOD JOB!
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD STOCK CHICKEN STRIPS TO LAST THAT LONG TBH

its not the best healing item, but it is cheap and easy to make and it stacks unlike other foods, so they work perfectly for beating anything with a defensive strategy and a dexterous thumb!
anyways i am definitely sticking to my chicken stripper class~

DUDE
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU I SWEAR

i am so glad we picked you as our group captain, lmao

BITCH

Damn okay

NO NOT YOU, LMAO

kekw

Haha very good timing on your part there

by the by, what were you two arguing about?

Oh nothing serious
We simply started talking strategy as usual until he started yapping about his ideal setup for the dungeon we clearly borked last time
As chief strategist I couldn't let him fuck that up twice in a row therefore I laid down a superior plan 

YOUR PLAN SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

ooh, I love bad plans!
what is it?

Using you as a meat shield while we focus on DPS
You're objectively useless with your class anyways and you tank damage better than our actual tank so it just makes sense to me
All you have to do is just keep eating chicken strips

mmmmmm~ chicken strips :)

WE ARE JUST GOING TO LOSE AGAIN THIS WAY BECAUSE OF HOW THE ENEMIES FUCKING AGGRO
IN WHAT WORLD DO YOU SEE THIS STRATEGY FUCKING WORKING??

The World of Deus Crystallium of course!

I AM GOING TO FIND NEW FRIENDS

but alt is right, that isnt likely to work
remember that last time we were surrounded by unicorns and they just have this weird local aoe attack they can summon on any square that lies within a 20 grid distance from them, and there are like 10 of these assholes in a single room
doing it the brute force way isnt going to work since they wont aggro me at all

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

You don't know that!
I noticed that they target the person with the lowest defence and/or highest speed
This makes me think that PP's character is uniquely suited to be a damage sponge for them
It's worth a shot I think 

the speed buff i sometimes have is not very reliable since its entirely luck based
i still play a bard after all so all my stats are just more randomised than everyone elses

We just have to be lucky then

yeah...
that aint cutting it, chief

OKAY, WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ELSE?

It's almost the middle of the night for all of us
I only woke up to pee and check some messages so I will go in a bit so I can rest a bit longer

RIGHT, I FORGOT YOU WAKE UP AT AN UNGODLY HOUR OF THE DAY

Early bird catches the worm!

OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO CATCH THE 1 HOUR OF DAYLIGHT YOU GET WHERE YOU LIVE?

Mostly that

just give it some time

I MIGHT AS WELL GO TO BED TOO
GNIGHT!

gnight yall!

Sleep well lads

Good Morning!
I Did Some Stuff Last Night And I Might Have Something Of Note To Tell Everyone Depending On How This Morning Goes For Us.

Morning!
What's up?

Nothing Serious Yet.
Do Not Worry About It Right Now.
I Will Talk About It If It Becomes Relevant,
But I Doubt It Will Be Of Any Significance.

Oh
Very well then

Say
You don't happen to know anything about how to deal with bats do you?

Bats?
No,
Why?

Oh nothing nevermind