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Yo???
Where even are you?

Remember how SS yelled at me for entering the forest near my house?
Well basically the reason why I have done so is because I was being guided by a little flying friend I met this morning
I know how it sounds but allow me to explain

Huh.
That definitely sounds familiar!

Oh really?

I am also being guided by small flying thing.
Either a frog or a fairy or both, but definitely flying!
Not sure if I can really call it a friend though.

I guess you will be going on a journey yourself today!
I have had quite the adventure myself already as you can imagine

You have been at it since this morning, right?
Is this mansion of any significance?
It looks rather... Old and abandoned.

Oh far from it
This is the little guy's home!

Really now?

Yeah so basically it is this large vampire bat that flew into my room this morning after I only briefly opened my window
I got a bit freaked out at that moment but once things calmed down I heard it talk to me which was quite strange not gonna lie

Weirdly enough, I definitely feel like that is more strange than my situation, and mine's a fairy.

Nevermind the fact that before today this would have been the words of a madman but here we are

Yeah, this shit still doesn't feel real.
I even got a new tablet out of it and a bunch of clothes!
Hi from my new tablet btw! 👋

Oh cool!
I still only have my phone to chat to people
My present hasn't been given to me in advance but I'm getting really close to getting it after a long day of getting my ass properly prepared by the denizens of this place!

What?
Is the bat going to fuck you or something?

Oh it will!
In fact that is where the surprise comes in!
You see the bat is actually a real guy
A real vampire that is!

How befitting of you in particular.

Truly it feels like destiny
But basically he is apparently quite a unit of a man with allegedly a gigantic cock rivalling the biggest of my toys!

No shit??
That is quite the man then!

He has to be
The doors of this building are suspiciously large for just a regular person to use
Apparently he isn't native to this land and actually originated from Helsinki just like me

Well at least you two have something in common, which I can't say exactly of my fairy guide.
Say, question: How is he going to turn back into the man you described him to be?

There is a way to break the curse inside of his mansion he said so that is why I am now standing here
Though we did have to go on a very long journey to get his master key reforged so we could even enter the place

I guess that is where your anus got a good training from today.

You wouldn't even believe how much cock I've had today
Truly I only feel delighted by it all
Though I am rather exhausted and kind of want to take a nap
It's been a looong day for me today lmao

It definitely sounds like it has been.
But why couldn't he have done it himself?
Is he who he even says he is or is it just a talking bat lying out of its ass?

Hmm...
Well

...Yes?

Not gonna lie to you
I actually didn't even bother to ask
In fact I didn't even question it at all

Did it really not even cross your mind that perhaps you are just being used?

No not really
I was way too focused on the huge penis in my ass that I was promised once this was all over

Whore.

Guilty as charged~!

Well, I hope for you that it's all true and that you're not a victim of some weird elaborate scheme.

I will probably ask some questions now thanks to you bringing it up
Anyway he is getting impatient now so I will be heading inside
Ttyl!

Alright.
Have fun, but be careful!