Sorry for being away for so long, brother.
I had to clean up a hella lot of glass shards due to ruby climbing onto one of the shelves and it coming loose from the wall because of it, sending all the fragile glass cups to the ceramic floor.
I explained what happened to my father in a call and he just laughed at me before wanting to go on camera so he could play with the little rascal.

You know, I sometimes do wonder why you even bother with him.
I am actually surprised the UK even allows red pandas to be kept as pets.

Oh no, they are illegal as normal pets worldwide.
However, in my case the circumstances are a bit more complex, involving both animal rescue and the local zoo which ended up with him under my care.

One time we actually did bring him back to the zoo but ruby got rather depressed and wouldn't eat if i wasn't present, which was definitely a peculiar situation due to me not being able to keep him as a pet.

That is until the government got involved and gave it the "ok" it needed, so i became the proud owner of a cute little red panda!

Huh, I never knew that.

It's just that with your rare plants and such and the vast amounts of shit he breaks, I just don't really understand why you keep the thing around. 🤔

If you owned a pet you'd understand.
Plus there is no way for anyone to just abandon a creature that's this cute!

I'll pass, thanks.

Not much of an animal lover are ya, brother?

I can hardly take care of myself, let alone an animal.
Besides, I'd just neglect it on accident, so it's better I don't.

I don't know.
I think you could easily take care of a cat.
It will just meow at you until you move, which seems to work for most people who are either busy, lazy, or both!

I don't really like cats.
They also destroy too much shit.

It's literally the easiest pet that exists in the world, besides maybe a stick bug.

I don't desire a stick bug either.

Well, suit yourself, haha.
Afk, i have to feed him.

I'll ttyl.