Rowen?
Where Are You Right Now?

Oh, ehh.
The living room?
I got a new tablet.

They Do Not Deliver Packages On A Sunday.

Well, yeah.
I got it gifted to me, I didn't, like, order a tablet.
I don't even think I've got the money to buy a decent one at the moment anyway, so it's much appreciated tbh.

Well It Is Good To Hear That You Are At Home At Least.
I Was Worried You Would Somehow Fuck Your Way Up Into Faer By 2 PM,
But It Seems You Actually Heeded My Advice For Once.

Not gonna lie to you, but a years worth of development just happened to me within the last hour and a half and you wouldn't believe what happened even if I told you.

Oh No.

Yeah...

Rowen,
Stay At Home.
You Must!

Trust me, I really want to, but I don't think it's gonna be in the cards, not in this situation as it is right now.

I Feared As much.
I Did Expect Some Shit To Happen In Regards To Your Potential Entry Into This Place,
But I Had Hoped You Would Have Been Too Stubborn To Go There.

I mean, the fact that I am still here kind of proves you right.
Cannot Really deny the fact that I don't want to go.

Perhaps It Is Time To Tell Me What Happened.
So,
What Is The Situation,
Rowen?

Okay, sit tight.

Consider My Ass Firmly Planted On My Seat.
(I Have A Standing Desk.)

Basically, after all the Quarrel shit I wanted to go gaming, so I booted up League of the Spiderverse, but I was met with a long ass update screen of 3 hours.
Time I really did not feel like killing at that moment.
So, reluctantly I went downstairs to grab a drink, spend a few minutes talking to my brother as he passed me the milk he was holding at the time.
Then out of nowhere this fucking frog fairy appeared in glittery smoke.
I kid you not, the most whack thing I've ever seen happen in front of my eyes.

Oh,
So They Just Fucking Sent One To You Then?
Great.
Just Great.

Are you familiar?

Yes,
I Am Afraid.
But Please,
Continue.

Anyway, the fucker then proceeded to yap about a quest and such and that I am some kind of prince or some shit.
At first I didn't believe any of it, but then my brother just casually corroborated the account, and now I am so full of questions which I am forced to ask at the so called "royal palace".

I See.
So This Is When You Became Stuck In Your Current Predicament,
I Assume?

What?
Nah.
I wasn't budging one bit.

Well That Is Good To Hear At Least.
What The Fuck Could Have Made You Budge Then?

The little shit clapped his little froggy hands and did the funny disappearing trick on my Funky Gnome collection!

LMAO Yeah That Will Do It To You.

I am still rather pissed about it, not gonna lie.
Turns out it is part of the quest I am supposed to go on anyway, so this was really just phony blackmail.

Fairies Are Very Scheming Bastards,
I Will Tell You That Much.
It Seems That They Can Even Break Through Your Walls.
A Pity,
But I Guess I Should Have Expected It.

Yeah, tell me about it.
So, yeah...
I am sorry, Man.

This Is A Rather Tricky Situation.
I Will Confess That I Only Assumed You Were The Key Player Here Due To The Upright Prince Card.
But Now I Am Contemplating If My Interpretation Is Perhaps Too Literal?

I wouldn't know.
I am no fortune teller.

I Guess I Can Brainstorm a Bit More With Pix About It.
Speaking Of Which,
I Sent Him Your Tag So You Could Add Him To Your Friends List.

Oh yeah, I saw.
I already accepted it and just wrapped up a conversation with him.

Lovely!
It Is Really Bringing Everyone Together Now,
Is It Not?

It is pretty nice to have everyone accessible in one single place, I suppose.
So... What Now?
What do I do, SS?

Just Go.

Really?
After all your efforts to stop me?

I Assume The Tablet You Got Is Some Kind Of Royal Gift?
I Think You Are Too Far Into This Bullshit Now To Stay Put At Home.
I Just Hope That I Was Wrong And All Of This Is Just A Funny Coincidence!

I think it will be fine.
I am just going to meet my alleged biological father, the king, and get my Funky Gnomes back.
Can't say that that is world ending behaviour.

I Cannot Really Say Much About The Significance Of That.
They Definitely Were Hyping Your Return Up Over Here Due To You Being A Fully Fledged Adult Now.

Oh sweet, a hype squad!

Just Be Careful And Do Not Become A Victim To Temptation When You Are Here.
Excuse My Odd Language Here,
But:
Faer Tends To Easily Corrupt Those From The Literal World.

"Literal world"???
What do you mean?
Is Faer fiction or something?

Not Fiction No.
I Guess You Could Say It Is Moreso Just Nonliteral,
Allegorical In A Way.

That... Makes No sense to me.

It Is Always Rather Hard To Grasp For Anyone Who Is Relatively New To Faer.
So The Best Way To Think About It Is That Earth Is Literal,
And Faer Is Just Faer.

Sure.
Everything you said thus far are definitely the words of a normal person.

Hey,
I Am Only Trying!
Although,
Given Your Alleged Background,
I Would Have Expected You To At Least Be Familiar With It.
Perhaps Once You Enter Faer It Will Inherently Click For You.

Sigh.
Well, if and when I enter, perhaps I will come and drop by~

If You Can Even Find Your Way To My Place.
Given The Ward I Have Setup,
I Will Likely Just Provide Some Instructions For You To Follow Whenever You Are Done With Your Royal Visit.
It Might Be Best If I Gather Everyone Up Who Wandered Into Faer Today.
It Might Help Preventing Disaster If I Can Keep An Eye Out On All Of You.

Oh, cool!
I haven't met GG irl before, so that will be fun~

I Will Prepare Some Beds For You Three.

Three?
PP did mentioned a bit ago about AA being stuck there? 

I Did Try To Reach Out To Them,
But They Have Not Accepted My DM Request.
I Do Hope I Can Get Hold Of Them Also,
Even If I Do Not Personally Know them.
No Idea When They Entered Though,
Which Is Rather Concerning.
But Actually,
No.

Musky Also Unfortunately Succumbed To The Forest A Little While Ago.
I Actually Briefly Met Him Just Now Actually,
But He Has Since Wandered Off Somewhere.

I did speak to him just now.
So he is in Faer also then?
He never mentioned it.

He Would Not Listen Well To Anything I Had To Say As He Was Rather Fascinated By The Flora And Fauna Of This Place.
Plus,
He Was Together With Some Faer Natives When I Last Saw Him,
A Bunch Of Leprechauns Of All Beings.

Lmao?
I guess he got lucky then?

Yeah.
The Leprechauns Can Be Trusted.
Incredibly Horny Fucks,
But They Are A Nice Grounded Normalcy Among The Strangeness Of Faer.
If You Ever Come Across One Feel Free To Indulge Them A Bit.
They Like To Provide Travellers With A Good Luck Aura.

I will keep it in mind.