Check out the tablet.

You spend a moment to stare at your new tablet. It comes pre-packaged with a few apps and an app store, including Quarrel! There is a weird icon in the place of the wifi one. The Tablet itself doesn't seem to have wifi configurations, which is really strange. It does seem like everything works as if you were connected, and all apps open up really quick without much booting time. You try to find out about the specs of this thing in the settings of the tablet but there seems to be no mention of it, neither can you really find a normal storage limit anywhere. How powerful is this thing even? The longer you hold it in your hands the more questions crop up in your head. Ultimately, what you really care about is what the little beast can handle, so you inquire Raspberry about it.

ROWEN: I wonder how powerful this tablet is?
ROWEN: Can it play my games?

RASPBERRY: I don't know how your games will perform on it, but it should be powerful enough to carry you through your quest, at least.

ROWEN: Quest?
ROWEN: Oh, right.
ROWEN: I almost forgot about that part.

RASPBERRY: Even after having such a dramatic reaction to your gnomes disappearing?

ROWEN: Well I wasn't expecting to be bombarded by gifts afterwards, was I now?

RASPBERRY: Get your priorities in order, Ribbit.

ROWEN: Ugh.
ROWEN: Give me a break!

* CLUNK *

A loud noise can be heard a bit further into the room. You turn around to see your brother standing next to the penis pump you had pulled out of the wardrobe earlier.

WORAN: There we go.

ROWEN: What are you doing?

WORAN: I put the penis pump away for later!

ROWEN: Oh.
ROWEN: Well, alright.

RASPBERRY: By the way, Rowen, please log into the Quarrel app.
RASPBERRY: You'll likely need it when you enter Faer.

ROWEN: Sure.
ROWEN: ...But why specifically Quarrel?

RASPBERRY: It's the only universal app that works over there.
RASPBERRY: I don't fucking know why either.

ROWEN: Might as well, I suppose.

> Log into Quarrel.

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