Try for a bigger dick!
Try for a bigger dick!
This time, when you put your hand into the wardrobe you can feel the blood rushing to your penis as it becomes rock solidly erect. You physically feel the precum rushing through your urethra as it desperately escapes your head. You're taken aback by the sudden unexpected arousal. But as you step back a huge hollow plastic pole falls out of the wardrobe. You catch it, and pull the remainder out of it. It's a penis pump. You would feel offended if not for its comedically large size.
ROWEN: What the actual fuck!?
WORAN: Oh geez.
FAIRY: Woah!
FAIRY: Huh, your dick is more of a grower than I thought!
ROWEN: You don't fucking say.
ROWEN: Still, what even is this?
ROWEN: Is this a penis pump?
WORAN: One that is waaay too large for your body it seems.
FAIRY: I suppose you wished a bit too hard, heheh.
ROWEN: What do I even do with this...
WORAN: If you don't need it, I'd happily take it off your hands~!
ROWEN: Are you planning to outdo Cori, or something?
WORAN: What, afraid it won't fit anymore?
ROWEN: I can take you both at once, I just haven't asked for it, that's all.
FAIRY: TMI, again!
WORAN: You're seeing him with a massive hard cock and you complain about TMI?
FAIRY: I don't need to know about whatever you two do when nobody's here!
ROWEN: Not much, actually.
WORAN: Yeah we mostly goon in our goon caves.
FAIRY: What the FUCK does that even mean!?
ROWEN: I don't think he knows that slang, bro.
WORAN: Perhaps an introduction to the urban dictionary is in order, hmm?
FAIRY: Help, I'm being bullied!
ROWEN: Well anyway-
ROWEN: Here you go, Woran, enjoy the oversized cock pump.
WORAN: Thanks~!
ROWEN: Well, perhaps I should at least think of something wearable...
ROWEN: But what?
FAIRY: Maybe something light?
FAIRY: I dunno.
ROWEN: Sure.
ROWEN: Simple and light, here we go!