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ROWEN: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

FAIRY: Chill, Ribbit!
FAIRY: It was the king's idea to do this stupid quest, not mine!

WORAN: Calm down, Rowen, it'll be alright.

ROWEN: But my gnomes!

FAIRY: They're in a safe place, don't you worry!
FAIRY: If you wanna know more, you'll just have to talk to the king.

ROWEN: Well, fuck me, I guess!
ROWEN: Now I have no choice but to go, do I?

FAIRY: That's the spirit!

ROWEN: God dammit.
ROWEN: Well, best get going then!

FAIRY: Wait!
FAIRY: We have to dress you appropriately for the occasion.

ROWEN: Oh, right, of course.
ROWEN: Silly me!
ROWEN: Might as well put on my finest hoodie and maybe a pair of jeans!

FAIRY: That won't do, I'm afraid.
FAIRY: But, do not fear, Ribbit.
FAIRY: We will make use of The Mystical Royal Wardrobe!

ROWEN: The what now?

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