FurnaceFrog, introduce yourself.

Your name is ROWEN RIBBIT. You are a fresh 20 year old, and thankfully old enough to drink in your country. You have a weird fixation on the colour RED which entirely threads through all things you enjoy in life. One such thing is FUNKY GNOMES. You love the little guys and cannot stop collecting them. It is "almost" an addiction! Collectors scowl at you for the way you treat your collectables. The agony of knowing that you unbox these little fellas makes even the most benign FUNKY GNOME COLLECTOR faint.

Besides a passion for everything RED, you also have several complexes of less favourable nature. You struggle with your masculinity and self image due to you having drawn the unlucky ticket at the gene lottery. Luck is among your least favourable traits, and it shows, according to yourself. You are outright pathetic in the way you-

ROWEN: What the fuck?
ROWEN: Don't call me pathetic, cunt.

Err... My apologies, I meant to say "passionate" in the way you "admire" very manly and masculine men. Specifically your, totally not fetish, of SUPER HEROES. No way they didn't outright chose actors with the largest cocks to tease you. You wouldn't be the first or the last person busting one during those movies. In fact, they are borderline PORNOGRAPHIC to you, so much so that a glance of any super hero in a RED SUIT makes you go into a frenzy. You are rather insecure about your fetishes so you mostly express them anonymously online.

In fact, you are kind of a shut in.

ROWEN: You really don't pull your punches, do ya?

No. Sorry. It's just a statement of fact.

ROWEN: You're on thin fucking ice, buddy.
ROWEN: Thin. Fucking. Ice.

Well anyway, do you have anything to add? Some fetishes or kinks or something you're into?

ROWEN: Why don't you just doxx me while you're at it.

ROWEN: AKA: Fuck off, I am not telling you shit.

FEET. You like FEET. There, I said it for you.

ROWEN: Fuck you.

Moving on-!

> Rowen, stand pointlessly in your room.

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