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Ah, tha two from outside have returned. Felix is lookin' mighty Jolly for havin' won tha snow fight. Jack, I mean, Vlad is takin' his loss in stride. It has been a few months since we've all wandered into Faer and yet he still cannot aim for shit. Maybe if he wouldn't have a cock rammin' tha entrance of his lower intestines 24/7 he might've had a moment to fuckin' practice, but here we are, an' now the horniest walkin' cock won from the horniest walkin' cocksleeve. Though I am one to talk, heh. Anyway...
FELIX: Heeeeyyy, we're back! <^ w ^>
JACK: 'Sup all.
ROWEN: Done having fun, you two?
ALAN: THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?
JACK: Well funny you'd ask
JACK: I actually lost a very intense match against Felix and ended up being delved under a surprisingly large pile of snow
FELIX: WE HAD A SNOWBALL FIGHT! <o w o>
ALAN: AREN'T YOU LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING?
ALAN: HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU LOSE?
JACK: Felix is just built different man
JACK: Also no I am not a god I just happen to get a little lost in the sauce that's all
ROWEN: Get a new catch phrase, will ya?
FELIX: So, are we all fucking today or what? <? u ?>
OLIVER: Brother, this is a christmas party, we can have our orgy after midnight, alright?
FELIX: I bought everyone SO MANY CONDOMS!!! <\\\ w ///>
JACK: Don't spoil your presents you dork
JACK: Now the surprise is gone!
FELIX: whoops, heheh~ <o 3 o>
FELIX: Well, the sizes and textures are still a surprise~! <u w u>
ALAN: I STILL CANNOT GET OVER HOW BIZARRE IT IS TO HEAR SOMEONE WITH SUCH A DEEP MATURE VOICE SPEAK WITH SUCH CRINGE OUT LOUD.
FELIX: Awww, don't be mean!
FELIX: I will drown you in my sweaty pits as punishment if you keep that going!
ALAN: DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, LMAO.
FELIX: Heheh~ <^ w ^>
ROWEN: Here, have a towel, Vlad.
JACK: Thank you
OLIVER: Would you two like something to drink while you're still within arms reach of the kitchen?
FELIX: Do you have any big glasses?
JACK: I'd love some cherry juice if you have some
OLIVER: Let's see...
ROWEN: I have some very large beer mugs in the cupboard.
ROWEN: Woran and I typically only use them in the summer when we make a fuck ton of tropical fruit mocktails.
OLIVER: Oh, found them!
OLIVER: What drink would you like, felix?
FELIX: What do ya got?Β
OLIVER: I think we only have fruit juices here.
ROWEN: Plus water and some shelf stable milk.
JACK: Do you two only drink fruit juice in this house or something?
ROWEN: Primarily water, but, yes.
FELIX: I'll take grape juice then! <^ w ^>
OLIVER: There you go, brothers-
OLIVER: Enjoy!
JACK: Thanks!
FELIX: Thank you~! <u w u>
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